“What is it?”
He doesn’t answer. “Want to join me?”
I have no idea what he’s referring to, but it’s not as though I have a busy schedule. “Sure?”
He smiles, a little smug, and a terrible thought occurs to me: I’m going to regret whatever’s about to happen.
• • •
“I HATE THIS.”
“I know.”
“What gave it away?” I push a sweaty purple strand from my forehead.
My hands are shaking. My legs are twigs, but made of slime. There’s a distinctive taste of iron in my throat. A sign that I’m dying? Possibly. I want to stop but I can’t, because the treadmill is still going. If I collapse, the walking belt is going to swallow me in a vortex of clammy darkness. “Is it the wheezing? The near-puking?”
“Mostly the way you’ve said it eight times since starting to run—which, by the way, was exactly sixty seconds ago.” He leans forward from his own treadmill and hits the speed button, slowing it. “You did great. Now walk a bit.” He straightens and keeps on running at a pace I wouldn’t achieve even hunted by a swarm of maggots. “In three minutes, you’re going to run sixty more seconds.” He’s not even short of breath. Does he have bionic lungs?
“Then you’ll walk three more minutes, and then you’ll cool down.”
“Wait.” I tuck my hair behind my ear. I need to invest in a headband.
“That’s it?”
“Yup.”
“I only run for two minutes? That’s my training?”
“Yep.”
“How do you know? Have you ever done a Couch-to-5K? Have you ever even been on a couch?” I give him a skeptical once-over. He looks
upsettingly good in his midthigh shorts and Pitt T-shirt. A patch of sweat is spreading on his back, making the cotton stick to his skin. I can’t believe there are people who manage to look hot while running. Screw them.
“I did some research.”
I laugh. “You did research?”
“Of course.” He gives me an affronted look. “I said I’d train you for the 5K, and I will.”
“Or you could just release me from our bet.”
“Nice try.”
I shake my head, laughing some more. “I can’t believe you did research.
It’s either incredibly nice, or the most sadistic thing I’ve ever heard.” I contemplate it. “I’m leaning toward the latter.”
“Hush, or I’ll sign you up for the Meat Lovers 5K.” I shut up and keep on walking.
Three hours later, we end up in a bar in the French Quarter.
Together.
As in, me and Levi Ward. Getting drinks. Sipping Sazerac at the same table. Giggling because the waitress served mine with a heart-shaped straw.
I’m not sure how it happened. I think some googling was involved, and intense skimming of a website called Drinking NOLA, and then a five-minute walk in which I determined that one of Levi’s steps equals exactly two of mine. But I’m blanking on how we came to the decision that venturing out together would be a good idea.
Oh well. Might as well focus on the Sazerac.
“So,” I ask after a long sip, whiskey burning sweetly down my throat,
“who’s engaging with Schrödinger’s anus this weekend?”
Levi smiles, swirling the amber liquid in his tumbler. After his shower he didn’t dry his hair, and some damp
wisps are still sticking to his ears. “Guy.”
“Poor Guy.” I lean forward. The corners of the world are starting to get fuzzy in a soft, pleasant way. Mmm, alcohol. “Is it difficult? Who taught you?
Does it require tools? Does Schrödinger like it? What does it smell like?”
“No, the vet, just gloves and some treats, if he does he hides it well, and awful.”
I take another sip, fully entertained. “How did you end up with a cat who needs . . . expression, anyway?”
“He didn’t when I first got him, seventeen years ago. He spent fifteen years long-conning me into loving him, and now here I am.” He shrugs.
