The same way you shag a triceratops and a T-rex, genius
GALLAGHER
Oh, you sound so bloody confident. Are you speaking from experience?
ADIL
Gentlemen, let’s get back on track! This is a book club, not a fight club
ADIL
Our first official meeting is on Wednesday. I want everyone to come prepared with at least one discussion question
GALLAGHER
Dibs on the ‘how do you shag a spinosaurus’ question
ADIL
You can’t ask that. It has to be a THOUGHTFUL question
VINCENT
How thoughtful do you want us to be? We’re literally reading about dinosaurs fucking
And humans
If you forget them, that’s human erasure
VINCENT
Fuck off, Donovan
Spoken like someone who doesn’t have the IQ to come up with a good question
VINCENT
Yeah? Let’s wait until Wednesday and see. I bet my question will be better than yours
You’re on. May the better questioner win
ADIL
Okayyy. Moving on.
ADIL
Noah, since you refuse to participate in the LITERARY side of our club, you’re in charge of snacks
NOAH
Fine
ADIL
I’m thinking we could do a themed event with dinosaur crackers
ADIL
Do you think they make custom spinosaurus ones?
SAMSON
So we’re going to eat the little dude while we read about him getting it on? That’s so wrong
STEVENS
Poor Spiny. He deserves better
ADIL
It was an IDEA. I don’t see you guys coming up with anything better
GALLAGHER
How about jungle juice to stay with the dinosaur theme?
VINCENT
