“Yeah, I don’t use Tinder,” Fitz deadpans.

Ransom rolls his eyes. “Yes, I know. ‘Because everyone hits on me,’” he says, imitating Fitz.

“It’s the truth. And I handed over my phone in an act of solidarity with Ransom. So did Ollie, and he’s engaged. Like this cat will be soon too,” Fitz says, gesturing to me.

“Whoa. I’m not engaged.” But when I say the word, it doesn’t sound like a bad idea at all.

Fitz shoots me a knowing glance. “Only a matter of time.”

He’s probably right.

He takes my phone, drops it in a drawer in the kitchen, and locks it up.

I blink, surprised at the lengths he’s going to. “Whoa. You don’t fuck around.”

“I do not fuck around,” he echoes, then hands me a paddle. “You’re with Ransom.”

“I’ve been crushing these assholes single-handedly, but I’ll let you play on my team,” Ransom adds.

Oliver clears his throat. “I wouldn’t exactly say he’s been crushing us.”

Fitz tuts as we head to the game room in his penthouse pad. “Ollie, be man enough to admit it. Ransom is absolutely crushing us.”

“That’s what I do. I crush the opposition. Isn’t that right, Fitzgerald?” Ransom calls out as we make our way to the ping-pong table.

Fitz stage-whispers to Oliver and me, “He’s getting psyched up for the season by destroying us at ping-pong. It’s his new pregame ritual. Just go with it.”

“What’s your pregame ritual?” Oliver asks as he and Fitz take one side of the ping-pong table.

Fitz gives a casual shrug. “I like to mix it up. Sometimes I take a nap. Sometimes I listen to Nirvana. Other times,” he says, lifting the white plastic ball, narrowing his gaze, and then raising the paddle, “I focus on absolutely annihilating Logan Clarke.”

Fitz and, to a much lesser extent, Oliver proceed to decimate me. Fitz is relentless. Determined. And savage.

Ransom is simply collateral damage.

By the time an hour is over, I am winded and spent. “How the hell did I not know ping-pong was a workout?”

“Because you’ve never played it like this,” Fitz answers, then tosses his paddle on the table. We follow suit and head to the living room, grabbing more cans of soda from the fridge before we flop down on the couch.

“So, when do you take off for the homeland?” Oliver asks Fitz.

He looks at his wrist as if there’s a watch there. “Two more days.”

“And you’re still going to check out The Magpie? The bar I told you about?”

Fitz nods. “You did say there were hot bartenders there.”

Ransom laughs, slapping Fitz on the shoulder. “Is that literally your only criteria for going to a bar?”

Fitz shoots him a serious stare. “Don’t even try to pretend that it isn’t yours.”

Ransom raises both hands. “Guilty as charged.” He reaches for his drink. “To one last fling before our pact.”

Fitz lifts his can and taps it to Ransom’s. “I will drink to that.”

Oliver simply smiles. “I’ll stay out of that one. Happily.”

“Me too,” I say.

Fitz rolls his eyes. “How the mighty have fallen. I guess it’s up to Ransom and me to maintain the single life.”

“Good luck with that. I can’t wait till you fall hard for some guy,” I tell Fitz.

“As if.” He snorts.

“His whole worldview will go tits up when he falls in love,” Oliver says, grinning. “It’ll be bloody fantastic.”

“It will be absolutely fucking epic,” Ransom adds.

Fitz just laughs, shaking his head like it’ll never happen.

But something tells me it will.

EPILOGUE

Bryn

Next year

A postcard icon blinks at the top of my cell phone screen. Immediately, a spark shimmies across my shoulders.

I show the screen to Bruce. “Someone is looking for me. Who do you think it is?”

He licks his paw as I click on the envelope.

Seeking Woman Who Likes Mojitos:

Last night, you were wearing a red dress with a zipper all the way down the back. You danced to a band named The Incident and The Accident. (Thank God the band took my advice when I wrote to them, and added a “The.”) You looked so damn sensual that I spent the rest of the show imagining unzipping that dress, licking a path down your back, and biting the sweet flesh of your ass.

I can arrange to undress you, bite you, kiss you, take you, and put you on your knees every night for seven days. During the day, we’ll travel across Canada together, exploring the countryside, checking out souvenir shops, and seeing all the off-the-beaten-path destinations together.

Would you like to take a road trip on a train with me?

From,

The Guy Who Unzipped Your Dress Last Night When You Came Home with Me

I show it to Bruce. “What’s my answer? What say you, pussycat?”