Never Date a Roommate
Paula Ottoni
To the Viking roommate I married.
Contents
Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three
Chapter Four
Chapter Five
Chapter Six
Chapter Seven
Chapter Eight
Chapter Nine
Chapter Ten
Chapter Eleven
Chapter Twelve
Chapter Thirteen
Chapter Fourteen
Chapter Fifteen
Chapter Sixteen
Chapter Seventeen
Chapter Eighteen
Chapter Nineteen
Chapter Twenty
Chapter Twenty-One
Chapter Twenty-Two
Chapter Twenty-Three
Chapter Twenty-Four
Chapter Twenty-Five
Chapter Twenty-Six
Acknowledgments
Excerpt from You Had Me at Happy Hour by Timothy Janovsky
One
Today I’m going to quit.
End it all and go back to Brazil.
Because my dream of happiness in the happiest country in the world ends when my lease does, in ten days.
I climb the stairs to the second level of Scorpio Games, and the familiar scent of freshly brewed coffee and brand-new Apple devices welcomes me. The lack of typing or chatter in the open office is explained by the circle of people standing in the empty space between the desks.
