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Contents
Pronunciation Guide
Dedication
1. Go Camping, They Said…
2. Fairies Can’t Hurt You, They’re Not Real
3. Weirdos Grow On Trees, Apparently
4. Mum Warned Me About Talking To Strangers
5. It’s Giving Hansel & Gretel
6. Blink Twice If You Need Help
7. So, Apparently I’m The Chosen One
8. As Pretty As A Picture
9. There Goes My Escape Plan
10. The Witch Is A Bitch
11. Fine, I Guess I’ll Save The World
12. Wait, This Isn’t A Trashy Vampire Movie, Is It?
13. I Draw The Line At Spiders
14. The End Is Nigh
15. What Did We Learn About Caves? Fuck All, Apparently
16. But Wait, It Gets Worse
17. What Is It With Me And Bottomless Pits?
18. Yeah, That’s Not Creepy At All
19. Well, Hello, Prince Charming
20. Mistakes Were Made
21. Please, Not The Bunnies
22. Years Of Academy Training, Wasted
23. The Prince Is A Prick
24. The Horrors Persist
25. I’m Flying, Jack!
26. New Dress, Who’s Dis?
27. I Hate Them Both
28. Who Turned The Tables And Can We Put Them Back?
29. I Didn’t Sign Up For This
30. Opening Pandora’s Box Was Not My Finest Idea
31. Did We Just Become Best Friends?
32. In My Defence, It Was Hot
