Lamont pokes his head in. “The boat is ready to go,” he says. “We have time to zip around for a while before our reservation.”
“Wonderful,” Leslee says. She beams at Coco. “I thought we’d go for a boat ride, then up to the Wauwinet for lunch on the patio.”
“That sounds amazing!” Coco says. The Wauwinet is the bougie place she and Kacy passed on the way to Great Point. Coco doesn’t have anything to wear to a lunch like that… except for her new dress. She hadn’t planned on wearing it so soon, but oh, well. It might not be so bad not having a set day off if her job entails going on boat cruises and having elegant lunches.
“Just let me finish with Coco and change my clothes and I’ll be right out,” Leslee says.
“Take your time—I’m at your disposal,” Lamont says, then closes the door.
Leslee looks at Coco and all but smacks her lips. “I love it when he says that.”
Oh god, Coco thinks. She’s not sure she can stomach watching Leslee throw herself at Lamont all morning.
“I should probably change as well,” Coco says, looking down at her cutoffs.
“Absolutely,” Leslee says. “I hope the shorts fit. I had to guess at sizes.”
Is Coco supposed to wear her uniform to lunch?
Leslee pulls a cardboard box from behind the escritoire. “Your first priority today is to get these delivered.”
Coco peers into the box. It’s filled with peony-pink envelopes. (The pink is becoming a lot, Coco thinks.) The top one is addressed to Mr. and Mrs. Addison Wheeler on Polpis Road.
“I thought…” Coco nearly says, I thought we were going on a boat ride and to lunch, but suddenly she understands that the we doesn’t include her. The we is Leslee and Lamont only. “I’ll take these to the post office, then. I’ll need stamps. How are we handling money for things like this?”
“For provisions, you’ll have one of my credit cards,” Leslee says. “I don’t check the statements—I could care less—but of course Bull does.”
Coco nods. “Of course.” Does Leslee think Coco might take her credit card and go on a spending spree around town?
“If you want to buy yourself lunch while you’re on the clock, please do,” Leslee says. “That means a sandwich from Something Natural or a quick stop at NanTaco, not rosé and oysters at Cru.”
Coco can’t keep herself from giving Leslee a look. “I understand reasonable expectations for lunch.”
“Of course you do!” Leslee says, holding her gaze. “It’s just… we don’t really know you. Bull said he checked the references you gave him, but sometimes he tells me he’s done things just to make me feel better when he’s really let them slide. It would be very easy for someone like you to take advantage of us.”
Coco is glad Leslee has just come right out and said it, and what can Coco think but Yes, I am hoping to take advantage of you. Just as the Richardsons will take advantage of Coco: No days off! No reporting of taxes! She would love to tell Leslee that Bull never even asked her for references.
Coco is relieved when Leslee turns her attention back to the box. “No to the post office and stamps, though. I’d like you to deliver these invitations by hand.”
“By hand?” Coco says, thinking, How very Edith Wharton. Coco will knock on doors in her uniform and hand the envelope to the lady of the house or someone on the staff. “All of them?” There must be a hundred envelopes in the box.
“Yes, all of them,” Leslee says. “The party is on Saturday and I don’t trust the U.S. Postal Service to get them anywhere in a timely fashion. People need to clear their calendars. So I’d like it done this morning.” She stands up and Coco follows suit, picking up the box of invitations. “Come with me. I’ll show you your apartment and your car, then you can get going.”
My apartment. My car. This job is like a seesaw, Coco thinks. The lows: no days off, wearing a freaking uniform, and delivering a hundred invitations by hand like she’s a character in The Age of Innocence. The highs: cash money (as long as she doesn’t get in trouble with the IRS; do they bother with poor folks like her?) and the view.
Coco’s new apartment—which is located above a separate two-car garage—is also a high. It’s not as grand as the main house, but it is light and bright and has a coastal-grandmother vibe. The kitchen appliances are stainless steel, and there’s a fresh bouquet of cosmos and black-eyed Susans on the counter. In the living room, there’s a deep sofa in front of a huge television, and Coco has her choice of bedrooms. She takes the one with the water views instead of the one with the walk-in closet. Both rooms have a king-size bed (Coco has only slept in a king-size bed during one-night stands). They’re sheathed in white linens and have a million pillows, like beds in a Nancy Meyers film.
“Who will be in the other bedroom?” Coco asks. A part of her wills Leslee to say “Lamont,” but she’s even happier when Leslee says, “Nobody. This place is all yours.”
Coco can’t believe her luck. She can spread out; stay up all night fine-tuning her script and watching Housewives; no one will bogart her hummus or finish her bag of pita chips; she won’t be subjected to anyone else’s stink in the bathroom or cooking smells or lovemaking noises. Coco has never lived alone. This, she thinks, is the definition of luxury.
She follows Leslee downstairs to the white-shell driveway. Off to the left, a backhoe is clearing out scrub brush. That must be the new garden where the hot tub will go. Leslee presses a button on a remote control; the door to the right garage bay opens, and honestly, it’s like one of the reruns of Let’s Make a Deal that Coco’s mother used to watch on her days off. What’s behind door number one?
In this case, it’s a Land Rover Defender, probably early 1980s, baby blue with a tan top. Coco peers in the open driver-side window. The steering wheel is wood and chrome, the seats are buff leather, and in the back are two sets of jump seats facing each other. It’s the most beautiful vehicle Coco has ever seen.
“Do you drive stick?” Leslee asks.
“I do,” Coco says. She’s afraid to ask if this is her car because this could be a fake-out like the boat ride and lunch.
“In that case,” Leslee says, “meet your new baby.”
If Coco is on a seesaw, this is the highest of highs. She knows all about vintage cars from living with Kemp. He kept issues of Classic Motorsports and Auto and Design the way other men did Playhouse and Penthouse. Coco wants to take a picture of the Rover and send it to him: Look what I’m driving this summer! He’d think she was bluffing or that she had a sugar daddy or that she’d stolen it.
“Hello, Baby,” Coco says, and Leslee laughs.
“Bull told me we had to buy an ‘island car,’ but I didn’t realize it would be so… basic.”
Basic? Well, it’s over forty years old and has a canvas top and the back seat is impractical unless you’re looking for cheetahs on the Serengeti, but the vehicle is in pristine condition, and Coco wonders where Bull found it. He must have an auto broker with outstanding taste. This car is best in class, which should reflect on its owners, but it’s clear Leslee doesn’t get it. Coco turns around to check out the other car in the garage, a flashy black G-Wagon, brand-new.
“The keys are in the console,” Leslee says. “Can I count on you to get those invitations delivered?”
“You can count on me,” Coco says with new enthusiasm.
“Please change into your uniform before you go,” Leslee says. “Oh, and there is one more thing.”
Of course there is. Coco steels herself. “Yes?”
“Bull and I have a strict rule about our staff dating one another. We don’t allow it. Work romances don’t always end well, and a bad breakup will make it disruptive for everyone in the household, as I’m sure you understand.”
