āFine,ā said Ros, reaching to take the folder.
āCool. I didnāt realise I didnāt need to sign it. Great,ā he said, getting to his feet.
āYou donāt have to, but if you donāt sign it that will be detailed in my report to the directors where I spell out those who are in breach of company policy regarding risk and compliance.ā Ros put the folder in her in-tray.
Alastair sat down again. āIs there any option where I donāt have to read it and also donāt get ratted out to the senior team?ā
Ros laughed. āWeāre not at school. Iām not ratting you out. Iām reporting upwards on the status of compliance across the company. Thatās different.ā
āYeah, not from where Iām sitting. So you wonāt compromise at all?ā Alastairās tone was no longer friendly.
āNo,ā said Ros. She lifted the folder out of her in-tray and held it up. Alastair snatched it and stomped off.
Chapter Six
Ros was at home in her slippers on Wednesday evening staring at the flip chart sheād just completed when there was a buzz on her apartment entry system. It was Darla so she let her in and a few moments later there was a tentative tap on the door.
āItās open,ā called Ros.
āI bring gifts,ā said Darla, waving a large bar of Cadburyās chocolate. āAm I safe to come in or are you going to attack me with the egg whisk?ā
āThat happened one time and it was an accident,ā said Ros.
āJuryās out,ā said Darla, shutting the door and joining her at the flip chart. She pointed at the page titled āBoyfriend Contract. Risk Assessmentā. And the neat lists underneath. āBut Cameron said youāve not been in touch.ā
āBecause this whole idea is a massive risk.ā
āAll boyfriends are, to be fair.ā
āNot to the extent that they need a detailed control plan to reduce the risks. Although some of these are probably generic.ā She scanned her lists. āAnyway, Iām still ironing out key areas of the contract. And Iāve not completely decided if Iām going ahead with your quite frankly ridiculous idea.ā She kissed the top of Darlaās head. āThank you. Youāre a good friend. Completely nuts but a good friend.ā
āWould you say you were leaning more on the āletās do thisā side?ā
āPossibly. I did want to ask, is Cameron my only option? I wondered, as Iād be paying, whether maybe there were any other candidates.ā
Darla tilted her head at Ros. āYou should have said. Iām sure Ryan Reynolds would be up for it.ā
For a moment Ros was buoyed until the penny dropped. āYouāre joking.ā
āYou think?ā
āRyan Reynolds is happily married, so yes. I also know heās way out of my league but I did see myself with someone a bit moreĀ .Ā .Ā .ā Ros couldnāt think of anything that wasnāt going to insult Darlaās friend and colleague.
āI know Cameronās a bit scruffy,ā Darla allowed. āAlthough to be fair when heās working at the bar that is him at his smartest.ā
Ros twitched slightly.
āBut he has a nice smile and your dad would be suspicious if you turned up with Ryan Reynolds,ā said Darla.
āI guess. As he is the only option then I have a flip chart for you with lots of questions about Cameron. I donāt know anything about him. Is he trustworthy?ā
āTotally. And anything detailed you want to know you need to ask him. I donāt mean to be insensitive butĀ .Ā .Ā .ā Darla scrunched her features up ā.Ā .Ā .Ā time isnāt on your side.ā
āI understand that but a business contract needs to be on a firm footing.ā Ros tapped the flip chart with her marker pen.
āFirm footing yes. Clear mutual understanding of the requirements, agreed. But not a ninety-page countersigned document.ā Darla flopped down on the sofa. āPut the kettle on. I have crap to share.ā
Ros did as Darla suggested and then moved to lean against the sofa and stare at the flip chart. āI think Iāve covered all bases but Iāll need to type it up.ā
āNo, you donāt. You need to call Cameron and agree a price before he goes off the idea, and thenĀ .Ā .Ā . I donāt know, get him to come over and go through your flip charts, then you can introduce him to Barry. Sooner rather thanĀ .Ā .Ā . well, later.ā The way Darla said later had Rosās attention. Documented detail was her comfort blanket. But right now she didnāt have time for that.
āPerhaps we could both sign the flip charts,ā suggested Ros.
āThere you go. Decaffeinated tea please and a symp-athetic ear. If I ever sit for that dog again I will need a gas mask. Itās good to breathe fart-free air for a couple of hours.ā
āTea coming right up,ā said Ros, keen to hear about Darlaās troubles and forget about her own.
Ros had almost cancelled her meeting with Cameron numerous times throughout Friday and had caught herself thinking about all the many things they would need to cover if they were to pull off the deception. There was easily enough to fill another flip chart. They had exchanged text messages and Cameron seemed very happy with the payment programme she had offered, which involved an initial sign-up fee, to make sure he was committed, and then weekly payments with an estimated duration of twelve weeks. Twelve weeks. On one hand she very much hoped her dad was going to be around a little longer; on the other, twelve weeks was a long time to fake being in a relationship.
Ros showered and changed into something casual and then thought that perhaps business attire might give a more formal feel; it was a meeting after all. She was putting on a shirt when the entry bell sounded. Cameron was early. She buzzed him in and hastily did up the buttons. Shirt and jeans would have to do.
āHiya,ā said Cameron shyly, slinking inside the apartment and closing the door before handing Ros a small bunch of yellow carnations. āI got you these.ā
āThank you, thatās kind of you but unnecessary. It has made me think of something else to add to the listĀ .Ā .Ā . expenses.ā She put the flowers down on the worktop and turned over three flip chart pages until she came to a free space. āWeāll need a process for you to claim back any valid expenditure.ā
āTheyāre just a gift,ā said Cameron.
Ros wasnāt sure what to say.
Cameron looked around. āI figured if you lived in Ocean Village it would be a smart pad but wow this is a gorgeous place you have.ā
Ros was happy to take compliments about her home. The modern top-floor apartment with wrap-around balcony and views over the marina was her pride and joy. āThank you.ā
Cameron came to stand next to her and whistled through his teeth. āThat is some list. I know you said you wanted to go over a few details but this is a whole workshop. I bet you donāt usually workshop your relationships.ā He laughed.
Ros sidled over to the flip chart pad and tore off a couple of pages, hastily folded them on her way to the recycling box. He didnāt need to know about the disastrous session with her last boyfriend.
āAnyway Iād best get these in some water,ā she said, scanning Cameron as she picked up the flowers. He looked all studenty in his hoodie, ripped jeans and canvas pumps. āWould you like a drink?ā
āA beer would be great, thanks.ā
āI meant tea or coffee,ā said Ros.
āGotcha. Builderās tea, two sugars please.ā There was an awkward silence while Ros made the drinks. It was beyond weird to have this virtual stranger in her home. She wasnāt blessed in the small-talk department as it was and this was stretching her skills.
āDid you come far?ā she asked.
āPortswood. Iām in a house share there.ā