“Keep it,” he urged. “For your work.”
“Thank you, Mr. Underhill.” The gruff voice broke and the tortured eyes glittered. “I need it—so very much.”
Underhill went on to the house. The kitchen door was opened for him, silently. A dark naked creature came gracefully to take his hat and coat.
IV
Underhill hung grimly onto his hat.
“What are you doing here?” he gasped bitterly.
“We have come to give your household a free trial demonstration.”
He held the door open, pointing.
“Get out!”
The little black mechanical stood motionless and blind.
“Mrs. Underhill has accepted our demonstration service,” its silver voice protested. “We cannot leave now, unless she requests it.”
He found his wife in the bedroom. His accumulated frustration welled into eruption, as he flung open the door.
“What’s this damned mechanical doing—”
But the force went out of his voice, and Aurora didn’t even notice his anger. She wore her sheerest negligee, and she hadn’t looked so lovely since they married. Her red hair was piled into an elaborate shining crown.
“Darling, isn’t it wonderful!” She came to meet him, glowing. “It came this morning, and it can do everything. It cleaned the house and got the lunch and gave little Gay her music lesson. It did my hair this afternoon, and now it’s cooking dinner. How do you like my hair, darling?”
He liked her hair. He kissed her, trying to stifle his frightened indignation.
Dinner was the most elaborate meal in Underhill’s memory, and the tiny black thing served it very deftly. Aurora kept exclaiming about the novel dishes, but Underhill could scarcely eat; it seemed to him that all the marvelous pastries were only the bait for a monstrous trap.
He tried to persuade Aurora to send it away, but after such a meal that was useless. At the first glitter of her tears, he capitulated. The humanoid stayed. It kept the house and cleaned the yard. It watched the children and did Aurora’s nails. It began rebuilding the house.
Underhill was worried about the bills, but it insisted that everything was part of the free trial demonstration. As soon as he assigned his property, the service would be complete. He refused to sign, but other little black mechanicals came with truck-loads of supplies and materials and stayed to help with the building operations.
One morning he found that the roof of the little house had been silently lifted, while he slept, and a whole second story added beneath it. The new walls were of some strange sleek stuff, self-illuminated. The new windows were immense flawless panels, that could be turned transparent or opaque or luminous. The new doors were silent, sliding sections, operated by rhodomagnetic relays.
“I want doorknobs,” Underhill protested. “I want it so that I can get into the bathroom without calling you to open the door.”
“But it is unnecessary for human beings to open doors,” the little black thing informed him suavely. “We exist to discharge the Prime Directive. Our service includes every task. We shall be able to supply a unit to attend each member of your family, as soon as your property is assigned to us.”
Steadfastly, Underhill refused to make the assignment.
He went to the office every day, trying first to operate the agency, and then to salvage something from the ruins. Nobody wanted androids, even at ruinous prices. Desperately, he spent the last of his dwindling cash to stock a new line of novelties and toys, but they proved equally impossible to sell—the humanoids were already making better toys, which they gave away for nothing.
He tried to lease his premises, but human enterprise had stopped. Most of the business property in town had already been assigned to the humanoids, which were busy pulling down the old buildings and turning the lots into parks—their own plants and warehouses were mostly underground, where they would not mar the landscape.
He went back to the bank, in a final effort to get his notes renewed, and found the little black mechanicals standing at the windows and seated at the desk. As smoothly urbane as any human cashier, a humanoid informed him that the bank was filing a petition of involuntary bankruptcy to liquidate his business holdings.
The liquidation would be facilitated, the mechanical banker added, if he would make a voluntary assignment. Grimly, he refused. That act had become symbolic. It would be the final bow of submission to this dark new god, and he proudly kept his battered head uplifted.
The legal action went very swiftly, because all the judges and attorneys already had humanoid assistants. It was only a few days before a gang of black mechanicals arrived at the agency with eviction orders and wrecking machinery. He watched sadly while his unsold stock-in-trade was hauled away for junk and a bulldozer driven by a blind humanoid began to push in the walls of the building.
He drove home in the late afternoon, taut-faced and desperate. With a surprising generosity, the court orders had left him the car and the house, but he felt no gratitude. The complete solicitude of the perfect black machines had become a goad beyond endurance.
He left the car in the garage and started toward the renovated house. Beyond one of the vast new windows, he glimpsed a sleek naked thing moving swiftly, and he trembled to a convulsion of dread. He didn’t want to go back into the domain of that peerless servant, which didn’t allow him to shave himself or even to open a door.
On impulse, he climbed the outside stair and rapped on the door of the garage apartment. When the deep slow voice of Aurora’s tenant told him to enter, he found the old vagabond seated on a tall stool, bent over his intricate equipment assembled on the kitchen table.
To his relief, the shabby little apartment had not been changed. The glossy walls of his own new room were something which burned at night with a pale golden fire until the humanoid stopped it, and the new floor was something warm and yielding, which felt almost alive; but these little rooms had the same cracked and water-stained plaster, the same cheap fluorescent light-fixtures, the same worn carpets over splintered floors.
“How do you keep them out?” he asked, wistfully. “Those damned mechanicals?”
The stooped and gaunt old man rose stiffly to move a pair of pliers and some odds and ends of sheet metal off a crippled chair, and motioned graciously for him to be seated.
“I have a certain immunity,” Sledge told him gravely. “The place where I live they cannot enter, unless I ask them. That is an amendment to the Prime Directive. They can neither help nor hinder me, unless I request it—and I won’t do that.”
Careful of the chair’s uncertain balance, Underhill sat for a moment, staring. The old man’s hoarse, vehement voice was as strange as his words. He had a gray, shocking pallor. His cheeks and sockets seemed alarmingly hollowed.
“Have you been ill, Mr. Sledge?”
“No worse than usual. Just very busy.” With a haggard smile, he nodded at the floor. Underhill saw a tray where he had set it aside, bread drying up and a covered dish grown cold. “I was going to eat it later,” he rumbled apologetically. “Your wife has been very kind to bring me food, but I’m afraid I’ve been too much absorbed in my work.”
His emaciated arm gestured at the table. The little device there had grown. Small machinings of precious white metal and lustrous plastic had been assembled with neatly soldered busbars into something which showed purpose and design.
A long palladium needle was hung on jeweled pivots, equipped like a telescope with exquisitely graduated circles and vernier scales and driven like a telescope with a tiny motor. A small concave palladium mirror, at the base of it, faced a similar mirror mounted on something not quite like a rotary converter. Thick silver busbars connected that to a plastic box with knobs and dials on top, and also to a foot-thick sphere of gray lead.
