“That’s wot worries me.”
“Don’t. Let’s find ourselves a fine inn and have a good night’s sleep. In the morning we’ll find an empty dock and I’ll sing us up some automatic piloting yacht or something.”
“Or something,” Mudge mumbled, but under his breath.
Despite Jon-Tom’s insistence he’d prefer to work without an audience, Mudge managed to hustle up a bevy of spectators to watch the spellsinger at work.
“Step right up, folks! Feast your eyes on the wonder o’ the day, a real live spellsinger about to perform ’is bafflin’ an’ mystifyin’ trade.” He stepped in the path of a strolling merchant. “’Ere now mister moneybags, ’ave you ever seen real magic before? I mean real magic, in the light o’ day, without any tricks or gimmicks?”
“No, but I. …”
“See the spellsinger conjure up a ’ole ship out o’ thin air! Bet you ain’t never seen nothin’ like that in your simple, dull-as-daffodils life, ’ave you?”
“No, but I. …”
“Much less a ship crewed by as sexy a lot o’ naked lovelies as ever twisted their legs ’round a mizzenmast?”
The merchant suddenly halted and strained to see through the rest of the assembling crowd. “How much?” he said enthusiastically.
Jon-Tom did his best to ignore the jostling, eager crowd as he strummed the suar and considered what song to sing. The harbor of Yarrowl lay spread out before him, full of tall sailing ships and smaller craft. The thick aroma of salt mixed with that of cargoes from distant lands and the raw sewage which the ships discharged into the bay.
Surely he was accomplished enough to execute a simple transportation song before a crowd of rubbernecking onlookers? Wasn’t that what being a professional was all about? Mudge stepped smartly past, jingling his purse full of coins and grinning behind his whiskers. The otter looked exceedingly pleased with himself.
“Not bad, mate. Maybe there’s somethin’ to this spellsingin’ business after all. With your talents and mine we could do ourselves proud.”
“Don’t forget, Mudge, that I have to make a boat appear or else you’ll have to give all these people their money back.”
“Yeah, let’s see some magic,” shouted one of the spectators, a small black bear clad in a silvery toga and leather cap. The cry was echoed by several others in the crowd. They had business to attend to and were starting to get edgy.
Jon-Tom leaned over to whisper to his companion. “Maybe you should have waited until I had a chance to try a simpler spell first. This isn’t a duar, remember.”
Mudge put a reassuring paw on his friend’s shoulder. “I ’ave confidence in you, mate. I know you won’t let me down, or your public either. Didn’t you always tell me you wanted to perform for an audience?”
“Yes, but that just involved singing, not magic.” He eyed some of the heavily armed spectators uneasily. “And this isn’t quite the type of audience I always dreamed about.”
“Now listen, mate, ’ere I’ve gone to the trouble o’ linin’ up enough money to pay for our ’ole journey and then some and you’re ’avin’ second thoughts. ’Tis unbecomin’ for a spellsinger. Wot would ’is sorcerorship say about this distressin’ lack o’ self-assurance?”
“I just wish you hadn’t promised them so much, that’s all. Naked crew members! I’ve no intention of conjuring up any such thing.”
Mudge winked. “Right, but they don’t know that. Ah, a couple more potential customers. I’ll just slip over quiet-like and ease them into the audience while you’re gettin’ started.” He melted into the semicircle of onlookers. A couple of margays regarded Jon-Tom out of wide eyes.
How had he let the otter talk him into something like this? Nothing for it now but to try. If he failed they could always return the money Mudge had collected. He strummed the suar again, having already settled on a song. With its single set of strings, the suar was much easier to play. No reason not to proceed with confidence.
Half closing his eyes and trying to concentrate on the water next to the dock, he began to sing. The crowd quieted immediately, hushed and expectant.
Despite Jon-Tom’s best effort the first song produced nothing save some mutterings of discontent from his audience. He tried again, his fingers a blur against the suar strings. He felt confident and in control of himself and his music. If anything he was in better voice than usual.
Not so much as a single gneechee appeared.
The water lapped against the shore, driftwood bumped against the dock pilings, and the crowd stared at him unpleasantly. Wrong song, he told himself. Wrong instrument, too, but he had no choice there. Try another tune, and fast.
This time it went much better. Perhaps he simply needed the warm-up. The air above the water began to fluoresce. A few oohs and aahs rose from the crowd. Crabs clinging to the base of the pilings scattered. But while some of the onlookers claimed to be able to see outlines forming in the mist above the water, nothing solid materialized.
“Where’s the damn boat?” an elegantly attired wallaby demanded to know.
“Yes, where are the females?” asked the tall hare standing next to him.
“This we can see for free in any tavern,” growled a large spectator near the rear of the crowd.
“I’m still warming up.” It sounded lame even to his own ears, Jon-Tom knew.
“You said that after the first song,” hissed a lynx. Scarred and missing one ear, this tough-looking customer was fingering something short, sharp and curved. “Let’s see something—or let’s have our money back.”
“Magic isn’t science,” Jon-Tom pleaded. “Sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn’t.”
“We were guaranteed magic.”
“I want my gold back!” shouted a tall simian from the crowd.
“What do you mean ‘guaranteed’?” Jon-Tom asked the lynx. “Nobody can guarantee magic.”
“Your friend the water rat did.” Light flashed off the curved knife the lynx was manipulating.
“He did? Mudge?” Jon-Tom strained to see into the crowd. There were representatives of many species facing him, but not one otter. Especially not one particular otter. “Mudge!”
The otter had disappeared along with his sackful of money. It appeared that Talea’s threat to sic the Lynchbany law on him had finally lost its hold. Having taken the opportunity to acquire some traveling cash of his own, he’d departed for distant parts unknown, leaving Jon-Tom to deal with an increasingly sullen, angry crowd which had been “guaranteed” a demonstration of real magic making. That was something Jon-Tom couldn’t promise Clothahump, much less a mob of newly fleeced citizens.
“Look, you have to understand that I didn’t promise you any magic. I can only try. That’s all any spellsinger can do. It was the otter who made all the promises.”
