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Valentineā€™s Day at last! It was second only to New Yearā€™s Day on Cal Forsterā€™s list of favorite holidays. He had planned the mid-February bash commencing inā€”he checked his watchā€”T-minus twenty-two minutes. He had been at it alone since noon, and now his condoā€™s community room dripped with pink and white crepe paper hung above red tablecloths, plates, and napkins.

ā€œAt last, the long-heralded time has come,ā€ a familiar voice said from behind him. ā€œThe Plain Dealer should cover this eventā€”the Top Rated Valentineā€™s Celebration in all of Cleveland.ā€

Cal turned and hugged the man leaning on a cane. ā€œPops! How did you sneak in? Youā€™re first this year. I should have had presents for those arriving first, third, fifth, seventh, and eleventh.ā€

ā€œYour mother made up the prime number door prizes for your third birthday,ā€ his father said. ā€œShe loved math.ā€

ā€œCā€™mon on, Pops. Letā€™s sit for a minute.ā€ Cal guided his ninety-six-year-old father to the couch and sat with him. ā€œWho drove you?ā€

ā€œYour sister did. Sheā€™s parking the car.ā€ His father leaned back into the cushion. ā€œI could have driven myself, you know, but Heidi insisted. Iā€™ve been driving for eighty years and never had a wreck.ā€

ā€œExcept for that time you ran the car through your motherā€™s garden,ā€ Cal said. ā€œYou crashed into the barn, killed a chicken, and almost did in the dog, who limped for the rest of his long, differently-abled life. If heā€™d had a sharp attorney, he could have sued your pants off.ā€

His father smacked Calā€™s leg. ā€œDonā€™t get smart. I was twelve years old. Didnā€™t know how to drive yet.ā€ He looked around the room and harrumphed a few times. ā€œYou outdid yourself, Cal. You would have made someone a fineĀ wife.ā€

ā€œAccording to Mom, I was born for bachelorhood.ā€ Cal surveyed the room. A large decorated valentine box, ready for the distribution of handmade cards, sat at an angle on the table, off-center. Symmetry killed theĀ mood.

Juice boxes, soda, and beer stocked ice-filled tubs. Disposable silver serving trays displayed heavy appetizers. The full dessert table promised skyrocketed blood sugars. A game table stood ready for action. He crossed his fingers there would be no broken bones or ruined carpet this year.

ā€œAre you ever going to settle down and get married?ā€ his father asked. ā€œGenerally marriage comes before retirement, but thereā€™s no law saying itā€™s too late, you know.ā€

ā€œHavenā€™t found the right person yet.ā€ Calā€™s mother had predicted no other woman would be able to keep up with him. She once tried a leash when he was four years old, but stopped when he wrapped it one too many times around a parking meter.

ā€œI thought you and Leslie would be hitched by now,ā€ his father said. ā€œBut Iā€™m glad youā€™re not. I wouldnā€™t have said this while you were still seeing her, but she wasnā€™t right for you. Not enough up here.ā€ He poked his skull with a gnarly finger.

ā€œShe had a PhD in history,ā€ Cal said. ā€œWe simply didnā€™t work out.ā€

ā€œPhDs do not make up for a lack of common sense.ā€ Calā€™s father shifted on the cushion. ā€œDid the breakup with Leslie motivate you to retire and travel?ā€

ā€œSure,ā€ Cal said, comfortable with his lack of transparency. His father would see the real motivation as mollycoddling. The breakup might have played some small part in Calā€™s decision, but mainly he would retire at the end of the school year to be his fatherā€™s travel surrogate.

ā€œWhatever floats your boat, Cal.ā€ His father sighed. ā€œI have to say, Iā€™m looking forward to your trip. Itā€™s about time you got to see theĀ world.ā€

Cal smiled. He had no strong desire to see the world beyond the amazing places and people he encountered every day. But when he was younger, his father had expressed a yearning to travel. The one time he had been out of the country was during the war. Calā€™s mother died young, and his father single-parented Cal and his sister through their teen years. By the time Cal Sr. retired in his mid seventies, the urge to travel gave way to a string of health issues. Over the past twenty years, he slowly wound down to be the tired, aged man who sat in his favorite worn out chair most of the day.

Though his father seemed good today, some days his moods were darker than Cal had ever witnessed. The decision to retire and travel was based solely on wanting to give his father something to look forward toā€”calls, photos, letters, emails. They were learning together how to Zoom. Cal would do anything to make his fatherā€™s last days, however many there were, the best they could be. Teaching again could come later, after his father was gone.

The outside door opened. ā€œGood afternoon, Mister Forster and Mister Forster,ā€ Calā€™s best friend, Rudy, sang out. ā€œAre we ready for a love-fest here?ā€ A young woman clung to his arm. Her smile dazzled, and she looked to be aboutĀ eighteen.

ā€œLooks like you are,ā€ Calā€™s father said under his breath.

Calā€™s sister, Heidi, entered before the door closed behind Rudy and his date. Heidi moved toward the couch as Cal stood. They embraced briefly before she sat down beside their father. Cal moved to the door to greet Rudy and the young woman as they shed their coats.

While Rudy went to hang their coats in the closet, Cal stepped over to escort the young woman the rest of the way into the room.

ā€œHi,ā€ Calā€™s father said, his tone provocative,Ā flirtatious.

Inwardly, Cal groaned. Knowing his father mimicked Rudy for Calā€™s benefit, he made introductions before his father could continue. ā€œWelcome. Iā€™m Cal and this is my father, Callum Sr., and my sister, Heidi.ā€

ā€œNice to meet you Callum Sr., Heidi.ā€ The young woman shook their hands as she greeted them, then, giggling, turned to Cal. ā€œDonā€™t you recognize me, Mister Forster? Iā€™m Rochelle. Rochelle Robertson? I had you for English when I was a senior. Itā€™s been a long time, six years. I lost a lot of weight, and my hair is long now.ā€ She blushed.

ā€œRochelle Robertson?ā€ Cal said. ā€œOf course I remember you. You wrote a lovely essay on the loss of your cat. I cried when I graded it.ā€

Rochelle smiled and teared up. ā€œHe was one of the family.ā€

Cal smiled, too. He had never expected to see her again, one of those above-average students who sailed through his life and dropped off the horizon for lands unknown, at least to him. ā€œWhat are you up to these days,Ā Rochelle?ā€

ā€œI finished my BSN, and I work at the Cleveland Clinic. Right now Iā€™m a floor nurse, but someday I want to be a nurse practitioner. You always said, ā€˜Achieve your current goal, and it opens the door to the next one.ā€™ā€

Sometimes they listened.

Rudy rejoined them. ā€œWhat did I miss?ā€

Cal eyed Rochelle, looked at Rudy, and returned his gaze to the young woman. He had to ask. ā€œWhat are you doing with this guy, Rochelle? Heā€™s old enough to be yourĀ grandfather.ā€

ā€œI am not!ā€ Rudy said.

Rochelle giggled again. ā€œRudy is my momā€™s old boyfriend. He agreed to give Mom a lower price on new carpet for her living room if I came with him today. Heā€™s like a second dad.ā€ She punched Rudyā€™s arm and smiled at him.

ā€œThank God,ā€ Heidi muttered.

ā€œYou werenā€™t supposed to tell!ā€ Rudy play-punched Rochelle back. ā€œBut itā€™s true, and you wouldnā€™t have knownā€ā€”he looked at Calā€”ā€œif she werenā€™t such a blabbermouth. I wanted to have a stunning date for my friendā€™s party.ā€

ā€œYou think Iā€™m stunning?ā€ Rochelle blushed again. ā€œThanks, Rudy.ā€

ā€œWhat a relief!ā€ Calā€™s father said. ā€œI thought we might have to call Childrenā€™s Services.ā€ He hoisted himself off the couch and walked toward the restroom. ā€œI gotta talk to a man about a horse.ā€

The community room door burst open. Heidiā€™s oldest daughter stumbled into the room, flanked by two of Calā€™s great-nieces. The children ran and threw their arms around Calā€™s legs, the three of them almost toppling over, but Cal managed to catch himself, regain his footing, and bend his knees enough to remain stable and in an upright position.

His two niecesā€™ children possessed proper names, but to their mothersā€™ dismay, Cal called the children Sweaty, Sweetie, Grimy, Blimey, Tooter, Scooter, and Hell-oh!

Scooter and Hell-oh! held on for dear life as Cal tried to shake them off, one leg at a time. ā€œHelp!ā€ he cried out. ā€œIā€™ve been attacked by ferocious alligators!ā€

The two preschoolers giggled and held onĀ tighter.

And so the party commenced with the arrival of Heidiā€™s second daughter, both sons-in-law, the rest of the great nieces and nephews, thirty-one additional guests, more plates of food, and a lap dogā€”courtesy of one of Calā€™s colleaguesā€”that yipped the entire time.

Everyone engaged in the four organized games. There were prizes for all. Laughter drowned out the barking for the most part. Tears were limited to one incident, when Hell-Oh! ran into Sweetie, but after five minutes of ice packs, both were off their parentsā€™ laps and back in the fray.

Toward the end of the party, during the first lull in the non-stop action, Heidi put her arm around Cal. ā€œYou outdid yourself this year.ā€

Cal hugged her back with one arm. ā€œWouldnā€™t be much of a party without your family. Thanks for having great kids and greaterĀ grandkids.ā€

ā€œThey do love their Uncle Cal,ā€ she said.

ā€œI love them, too.ā€ Up to this point, in addition to being the teacher students sought for solace and support, Calā€™s entire life had revolved around bringing as much joy to his family as he could manage. He was a lucky manĀ indeed.

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