"Ah, yes; doctor's ethics. If you knew. You wouldn't tell."
"No, I probably wouldn't."
"Incidentally--- and I mention it only in passing--- this ethic is lately considered illegal. Not to bother you with trivia, but lately a psychiatrist in sunny California, no less, was put in jail for not telling the police what he knew about a patient."
"That a threat?"
"Don't talk paranoid. I mention it in passing."
"I could always tell the judge it was a matter of confession," said the Jesuit, grinning wryly as he stood to tuck his shirt in. "Plainly speaking," he added.
The detective glanced up at him, faintly gloomy. "Want to go into business, Father?" he said Then looked away dismally. " 'Father'... what 'Father'?" he asked rhetorically. "You're a Jew;
I could tell when I met you." The
Jesuit chuckled.
"Yes, laugh," said Kinderman. "Laugh." But then he smiled, looking impishly pleased with himself. He turned with beaming eyes. "That reminds me. The entrance examination to be a policeman, Father? When I took it, one question went something like: 'What are rabies and what would you do for them?' Know what some dumbhead put down for an answer? Emis?
'Rabies,' he said, 'are Jew priests, and I would do anything that I could for them.' Honest!" He'd raised up a hand as in oath.
Karras laughed. "Come on, I'll walk you to your car. Are you parked in the lot?"
The detective looked up at him, reluctant to move. "Then we're finished?"
The priest put a foot on the bench, leaning over, an arm resting heavily on his knee. "Look, I'm really not covering up," he said. "Really. If I knew of a priest like the one you're looking for, the least I would do is to tell you that there was such a man without giving you his name. Then I guess I'd report it to the Provincial. But I don't know of anyone who even comes close."
"Ah, well," the detective sighed. "I never thought it was a priest in the first place. Not really."
He nodded toward the parking lot. "Yes, I'm over there."
They started walking.
"What I really suspect," the detective continued, "if I said it out loud you would call me a nut.
I don't know. I don't know." He was shaking his head. "All these clubs and these cults where they kill for no reason. It makes you start thinking peculiar things. To keep up with the times, these days, you have to be a little bit crazy." Karras nodded.
"What's that thing on your shirt?" the detective asked him, motioning his head toward the Jesuit's chest.
"What thing?"
"On the T-shirt," the detective clarified. "The writing. 'Philosophers.' "
"Oh, I taught a few courses one year," said Karras, "at Woodstock Seminary in Maryland. I played on the lower-class baseball team. They were called the Philosophers.' "
"Ah, and the upper-class team?"
"Theologians."
Kinderman smiled and shook his head. "Theologians three, Philosophers two," he mused.
"Philosophers three, Theologians two."
"Of course."
"Of course."
"Strange things," the detective brooded. "Strange. Listen, Father," he began on a reticent tack.
"Listen, doctor.... Am I crazy, or could there be maybe a witch coven here in the District right now? Right today?"
"Oh, come on," said Karras.
"Then there could."
"Didn't get that."
"Now I'll be the doctor," the detective announced to him, punching at the air with an index finger. "You didn't say no, but instead you were smart-ass again. That's defensive, good Father, defensive. You're afraid you'll look gullible, maybe; a superstitious priest in front of Kinderman the mastermind, the rationalist'' ---he was tapping the finger at his temple--- "the genius beside you, here, the walking Age of Reason. Right? Am I right?"
The Jesuit stared at him now with mounting surmise and respect. "Why, that's very astute," he remarked.
"Well, all right, then," Kinderman grunted. "So I'll ask you again: could there maybe be witch covens here in the District?"
"Well, I really wouldn't know," answered Karras thoughtfully, arms folded across his chest.
"But in parts of Europe they say Black Mass."
"Today?"
