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Okay, then this is me doing that! Because “zombies” are a hazard, I feel we can both agree. Any items related to necromancy are double my usual fee. (See, this is the negotiating, because before I said “pay and a half,” but then you wanted to argue about it, so now I’m going even higher, and it’s not going to be easy to talk me down, just so you know. 😉)
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Fine.
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Bowen, please stop sending me these long, flowery messages, I don’t have time to read all that, SHEESH!
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Taking the piss out of me is fun, I know, but it doesn’t pay double. Finding that goblet will, so maybe get started on that.
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Oh, Bowen.
Bowen, Bowen, Bowen.
My good buddy Bo.
Didn’t I tell you I was the best? And don’t you think the best can make fun of you and find the goblet? Because while I’ve been engaged in this extremely tense salary negotiation with you, I have also been emailing my buddy Hollis, because I was pretty sure I’d seen this goblet in his collection, and sure enough, it is! Hollis is wrapping that bad boy in bubble wrap as we speak, and I should have it to you next week.
Now admit I fucking rock, and remember my 30% finder’s fee!
Xoxo!
Tamsyn
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Christ Almighty, Tamsyn, you’re a bloody wonder. Bit terrifying, but a wonder all the same.
Cheers. (And double your fee is 20%, but nice try.)
B
May
Remember how I get hazard pay for necromancy stuff? Well, I have an addition—gonna need at least quadruple pay for anything involving slime.
Do I even want to know?
You definitely don’t, but I’m going to tell you anyway. (Also, did you know sea monsters are real? Okay, not MONSTER monsters, these were just weird little specimens in jars. Or rather they WERE in jars, until yours truly was reaching for your stupid cauldron.)
Did you get the cauldron?
