Dedication
To Hudson Brotspies, Andi Kristall,
Dan McKenzie, Lee Rozenbaunn,
and Derek Scarcella
Contents
Cover
Title Page
Dedication
1. Noooooooooooo!
2. Camp Ahdoanwanna
3. Go Jump in a Lake
4. The Mess Hall
5. Rest Hour Is Boring
6. Lights Out
7. Unhappy Campers
8. The Indoor Olympics
9. Good Surprises and Bad Surprises
10. This Means War!
11. The End of Everything
Bonus: Weird Extras
Acknowledgments
About the Author and Illustrator
Back Ad
Copyright
About the Publisher
My name is A.J., and I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking about cars with toilets. I know because that’s what I’m thinking about.
Why don’t they put toilets in cars? If they put a toilet in every car, you wouldn’t have to drive around searching for a bathroom every time you need to go.
That’s a genius idea! No wonder I’m in the gifted and talented program.
My point is, it was Friday, and it was the last day of school. Or as I call it, THE GREATEST DAY IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD! I couldn’t stop smiling as I cleaned out my desk and got ready for the dismissal bell.
Brrrrrrrrriiiiiinnnnnnggggg!
“YAY!” That’s also “YAY” backward. My friends Ryan and Michael and I started singing that old song “School’s . . . out . . . for . . . summer!” YouTube it.
But as soon as I got home, my parents dropped the hammer on me.
“We have great news, A.J.,” they said.
Uh-oh. Any time your parents say they have great news, you know something horrible is about to happen. That’s the first rule of grown-ups.
“You’re having a baby?” I asked.
