Who walks into the bar just before happy hour with two male associates, hangs a silver clutch on the back of the barstool, and sits down in front of Casey.
At least he thinks it’s her.
This Bette is dressed in a seafoam-green leather pantsuit and matching rhinestone-studded sneakers. No blouse required. No pistol on her hip. Pearls around her neck. Hair up and lipstick on.
The men wear dark suits, solid-colored shirts and ties, and take stools on either side of her. They frown.
Casey’s locals have gone silent, four faces trained down the bar on Bette with full attention.
Jen passes by, menus clutched to her chest, followed by two customers. A sharp look at Bette Wu, then a questioning glance at Casey.
“Stonebreaker, make me a French 75,” Bette says. “Then we’ll talk. Beers for my crew. Kingstar if you have it. Tsingtao if you don’t.”
“You’re talking different now,” says Casey.
A look from her, possibly dismissive.
He makes and serves her the drink, Tsingtao for the men. Glances at Tessie and friends, isn’t sure what expression to offer. Bette lifts her drink to them, and sips.
One of the cocktail waitresses down the bar hoists a Scorpion-loaded tray to her shoulder, spikes Casey another order to fill near the far cash register.
Bette Wu relocates to a stool in front of it and sets down her drink.
Casey looks at her, not certain that this Bette was the Bette on Empress II.
“I want Mae back and twelve hundred for a phone,” he says.
“I don’t have Mae.”
“People at Oceanside Harbor saw you with her.”
“But I can tell you where she is when you take the videos down.”
“They’re down.”
“Good. But I will only direct you to her and the money when I see the proof. You post a lot. And all those YouTubes. I want it down. All of it. Every pixel.”
“I just told you they’re down. You better not hurt her.”
“I don’t have her.”
“God loves Mae and He’ll protect her.”
“I think that’s funny.”
“Some people think everything’s funny.”
Bette Wu drinks half of her French 75, sets the glass down, and fixes her skeptical brown eyes on Casey.
“You look like Bette from the Empress II,” he says. “But you don’t talk like her.”
“I’m Bette Wu. A fisher, actor, businesswoman, and graduate of UCLA. Business, with a minor in film.”
“I think that’s funny.”
“I was brought up on Hong Kong crime and action movies. Now I play my heroines in real life. Helps beat the boredom on the boat. I will make a pirate movie someday. A big hit. Have you seen the Chinese film The Pirate?”
He shakes his head. “I want my dog.”
“I’ll check your platforms and see if you’re lying or not. And when I’m satisfied, I will call.”
She smiles at Casey, then strides out of the bar, trailed by her escorts, who drop money on the counter and hustle to catch up.
Casey gets his mom and his barback to handle the rest of happy hour, and races up the outside stairs to the third-floor Barrel apartment/office to double ensure all his shark-finning posts and pictures and videos are in fact down. He can’t lose Mae on a technicality.
Five minutes later, he’s back on duty on the bar.
When his phone rings he almost fumbles a Lapu-Lapu on its way to a customer, then yanks out the device—vibrating ecstatically and playing the first notes of a Jack Johnson song.
“We have small wrinkle,” says Bette.
When he hears her pirate talk his heart speeds up in a bad way.
“There better not be!” blurts Casey, as adrenaline and anger burst through him. “It’s all down. Every clip, picture, post, and word.”
“We ask twenty-five thousand dollars to give back Mae. Twenty. Five. Thousand. Jacksons only. If you call police, Mae goes overboard at sea. Or maybe smuggle to a buyer far away.”
Casey feels his deepest fear for Mae landing on him like an avalanche. “I’ll get the money.”
“Call me tomorrow at this number at noon exactly. From your home in Laguna Beach. If you don’t, your dog will disappear.”
She gives him a number, which he writes on a Barrel napkin and slips into his wallet.
“Miss Wu, the second commandment says to love your neighbor as yourself. But I don’t love you. I’m closer to not liking you at all.”
“I’ll cry myself to sleep.”
Casey’s ear gets two kisses; then Bette rings off.
He calls Brock, who answers with an obscenity, sirens in the background.
“Mae got dognapped by pirates and they want twenty-five thousand dollars or they’ll throw her overboard. I’m calling them at noon tomorrow.”
Silence as the sirens whine. Casey can’t believe his own words: Would they really do that? The idea makes him queasy. Jelly kneed. Helpless. Like he’s being stranded in a leaking dinghy while Mae dogpaddles for some distant shore.
“Do you have the money, Case?”
“I can get it.”
