The scroll, Marigold saw as she passed coffee around, seemed to be a map of Imbervale Palace and its grounds, though it was marked all over with squiggly lines that didnāt look like any roads or rivers she knew. When Gentleman Northwinds wasnāt exercising his curiosity in the fortress hallways, he sat by the tall dining room windows, sipping coffee and listening to the conversation around the table. āThat map is at least two decades old,ā Marigold overheard him saying at one point. āYou shouldnāt rely on it. There must be dozens of fortifications along the north wall by now, if the magician is any good at her job.ā
The remaining wizards, led by Vivien, were secreted away in Torvilleās workroom. Since they wouldnāt allow her inside, Marigold didnāt know exactly what they were doing, but they were always hollering down the staircase, ordering her to collect the spell-casting ingredients they needed: a sack of pink toadstools from the garden, a bottle of slug juice from the workroom, and five ripe biletree nuts, which Marigold had to hike a quarter mile into the wildwood to collect. As she came upstairs with the biletree nuts, she was surprised to see Pettifog coming down from the workroom. He had taken off his jacket, and his shirtsleeves were rolled to his elbows.
āThey let you inside?ā Marigold asked him.
āThey needed me to stir their cauldron. I donāt know what spell theyāre cooking up, but if it requires a demonās help, itās not anything mild or mellow.ā Pettifog stalked toward his bedroom, then stopped in the center of the hall. āMarigold? Why is the closet of regrets unlocked?ā
Marigold set down the biletree nuts. It was true: the door to the closet of regrets, which had been shut tight for as long as sheād been in the fortress, was now ajar. Pettifog rushed to close it again, but Marigold got there first. She pulled the door open even farther.
āWhat are you doing?ā Pettifog cried. āYou canāt go in there! Thatās Torvilleās private space! He doesnāt let anyone else inside.ā
āBut someone else has been inside,ā Marigold said. The closet of regrets was deep, almost cavernous; instead of ending sensibly with a wall as most closets did, this one stretched so far into the darkness that she couldnāt see the end of it. The walls on either side were lined from floor to ceiling with shelves, and each shelf was packed full of jumbled objects that Marigold could barely make out in the light from the hall. Near the door were the sorts of things anyone might stash away: a matted toy elephant, a stack of old books, dented sports racquets, and blurry photographic prints of people and places Marigold didnāt recognize. As she stepped farther into the closet, though, the light grew dimmer, and the items on the shelves grew stranger. She thought she saw a glass sphere with a torrential storm raging inside it; a tidy bundle of bones; a fishbowl full of murky, writhing creatures; a half-empty jar of molasses. āWhat is all this?ā Marigold asked.
āItās none of your business!ā Pettifog trotted after her, trying to pull her back toward the hall. āYou shouldnāt be here. I shouldnāt be here!ā
āHello?ā Collin stuck his head inside the doorway. He was holding an enchanted candle, which filled the closet with an eerie green light. āI thought I heard your voices!ā he said, ducking inside the closet as Pettifog groaned. āWhat are you doing in here?ā
āNot listening to imps, apparently,ā Pettifog complained as Marigold crept forward. She could see everything a little more clearly in the candlelight. On one shelf, pushed far to the back, was a wadded-up babyās blanket embroidered with faded letters ā was the first one R? Marigold reached out for it.
Pettifog swatted her hand away. āDonāt touch!ā he said. āAnd close your mouth. You shouldnāt gawk at someone elseās regrets.ā
The shelves farther from the doorway werenāt quite so jumbled. On one sat a half-empty jar of something called Doctor Mountebankās Whisker Pomade. On another, coiled up like a snake, was a very long and sturdy rope. Its ends had been neatly cut, and someone had tied knots along its length to make it more useful for climbing. For a moment, Marigold couldnāt understand why it was there.
Then she saw the blob of glop. It was still on its dinner plate, which had been shoved to the back of the lowest shelf. When the light from Collinās candle flickered over the blob, it trembled and moved into the shadows.
āTorville!ā Marigold snatched up the plate. āDid Elgin leave you in here? He forgot to close the door behind him.ā
The blob edged away from her fingers.
Pettifog pushed forward to peer at Torville. āHe looks all right,ā he said, āconsidering the circumstances. I donāt suppose thereās a mirror anywhere in here that Torvilleās regretted owning?ā
āWill this work?ā Collin set down his candle and pulled a large silver bowl down from a high shelf. The bowl was tarnished, but some of the black splotches came away when he rubbed them with his sleeve. Then he passed the bowl to Pettifog, who placed Torville gently inside it. The wizardās face, murky and petulant, appeared in the spot that Collin had polished.
āI stole this bowl from Blumontaine Palace last year,ā said Torvilleās reflection. His voice sounded thin, though Marigold supposed it might have been on account of the tarnish. āIt was a gift to Queen Hetty from her dear departed mother. Completely useless to me, of course, but that iguana bit my ankle and I wanted revenge.ā He glared out of the bowl. āWhat are you all doing in my closet of regrets?ā
āI told them not to come inside!ā Pettifog said quickly. āI tried to warn them off!ā
āAnd itās a good thing we didnāt listen,ā Marigold told him, āor weād never have found Torville.ā
āI wish you hadnāt,ā Torville said. āI donāt want you here. My fortress has been seized; my colleagues have discarded me like so much refuse, all because I allowed a child to turn me to glop! Has any evil wizard endured more humiliation?ā
āYouāre wallowing again,ā Marigold told him.
āOf course Iām wallowing!ā Torville roared. āWhat else should I be doing?ā
āYou should pick yourself up,ā said Marigold, āand help us stop the Miseries. Vivien and Elgin have persuaded all the others to work with them. Theyāre arguing and stirring up big magic and drinking too much coffee. They say they want to ruin Imbervale!ā
The blob of glop fizzed with irritation. āI told you thereās no point in trying to stop them,ā Torville said. āIt canāt be done. And why should I care what happens to Imbervale? Why do you care? I thought we were both too wicked for that.ā
āWell, Iām not,ā Marigold snapped. āHavenāt you noticed by now? Iām no good at being wicked. My heartās not shriveled! My spells go sideways! I donāt want to keep helping the Miseries! And do you know what else?ā She picked up the bowl and looked straight down at Torville. āI donāt think youāre much good at being wicked, either.ā
Pettifog gasped. āYou take that back!ā
āNo,ā said Marigold. āI wonāt.ā
In the bowl, Torvilleās reflection looked cross. āIām tremendously wicked,ā he said. āIām revoltingly wicked. I can make a cyclone of ravens! I boil frogs in bubbling vats! I own a Thing!ā
āI know,ā said Marigold. āYouāve cast terrible spells and done terrible deeds. Youāre rude and vengeful, and youāre not very nice. But I donāt think your heart is any more shriveled than mine is.ā
āIt is!ā cried Torville. āItās very small! It never thumps! It never even murmurs!ā
āThen why,ā Marigold asked, ādid you help Rosalind escape?ā
Collin gasped. Pettifog sighed. The blob of glop went pale.
āGentleman Northwinds is looking for the rope that she used to climb out of the fortress,ā Marigold told Torville. āHe hasnāt found it yet ā because itās here in your closet of regrets. You were the one who hung it out Rosalindās window in the first place, werenāt you? And when Rosalind left, she didnāt set off your protections or alarms because youād taken them down. You wanted her to be free. Torville, you did something good.ā
āI told you,ā muttered Pettifog, āthe girl was a snoop.ā
Torvilleās reflection wavered, as if he wasnāt sure how to reply. āWhen Rosalind was a little girl,ā he said at last, hoarsely, āshe kept asking to go home. I thought that would stop someday. I thought sheād grow comfortable with wickedness, maybe even become interested in my work, but she never did. If you could have seen the look on her face every time I worked a curse ā well, anyway, Iād done what the Miseries had asked for fifteen years, and I didnāt want to do it anymore.ā
Marigold had some idea now of how that must have felt.
āSo yes,ā Torville said, āI hung the rope. I had a brief moment of weakness, a small lapse of judgment ā a mere hiccup!ā He looked warily at Marigold. āAre you going to tell Gentleman Northwinds?ā
Marigold grinned at him. āNot if you help us.ā
This really made Torville howl. He flung himself around the bowl with great passion, calling Marigold names and threatening to turn her into a gnat or a pill bug as soon as he was himself again, but she ignored him and scraped him into her palm. āOnce you stop thrashing,ā she said, āIāll make you some porridge. All right?ā
The blob of glop glooped. Marigold tucked Torville safely into her pocket. Then Collin picked up his candle and led the way out into the hall, while Pettifog clopped behind them, shaking his head. āThis,ā he said, āis exactly why no one is allowed in the closet of regrets.ā
Itās not fair,ā Torville complained. āI donāt like being helpful. Itās not in my nature!ā He squirmed as Marigold knelt down outside the dining room door. āCanāt you go in there instead?ā
āIāve told you,ā Marigold whispered, āthe wizards wonāt talk about anything interesting while Iām around, and Iām not supposed to linger. But if you stay in the shadows or ooze up toward the ceiling, you can watch and listen for ages! Theyāll never know youāre there, and you can find out what sort of big magic theyāre planning.ā
Torville pulled a terrible face. Because it was reflected in the curve of the silver coffee spoon Marigold was holding, his terrible face was upside down, which dampened the effect a little. He slipped off the edge of the spoon and inched toward the crack under the doorframe. āIām not sure you understand,ā his upside-down reflection said, āhow much effort is required to drag oneās entire body across the floor.ā
Marigold looked over her shoulder, hoping no wizards were about to wander out of the kitchen or poof into the hallway. āYou should go now,ā she whispered, ābefore someone comes along.ā
āFine.ā The front half of Torville (or was it the back half?) seeped under the door. āBut if one of those wizards squashes me flat, Iām blaming you.ā
Just as Torville disappeared into the dining room, the wizard Juno raced down the hall. She was part of the group in Torvilleās workroom, Marigold remembered; her robes were freshly stained with green sludge, and her hair was coming out of its braid. āSalt-cured turtlesā ears!ā she cried. āI need twelve of them. Does Torville have any?ā She pushed the loose hair away from her eyes and peered at Marigold, who was picking herself up from the floor. āWhat were you doing down there?ā
āOh! I dropped something.ā Marigold held up the coffee spoon, then tucked it away so Juno wouldnāt notice the sheen of slime that Torville had left behind. āAnd I donāt know about the turtlesā ears. You can check the storeroom.ā
āI will.ā Juno lowered her voice. āVivienās in even more of a snit than usual. She said if I donāt get back there with turtlesā ears in the next five minutes, sheāll use my ears instead.ā